3 Reasons an All-Female Ghostbusters is a Step in the Wrong Direction
*I'm a man writing about Feminism. I have zero credentials in Feminism, but care deeply about women's issues and am sincerely trying to...
3 People Who Need Oscars, Now that Leo Has One
If winning Oscars was kicking footballs, Leonardo Dicaprio would surely be Charlie Brown. Every year he seems so close to getting it,...
Why Each of the 8 Best Picture Nominees Should Win
Once again, Oscar season... blah blah blah. This is the counter-article to my own article. I'm fair and balanced. I guess this...
Why Each of the 8 Best Picture Nominees Should Lose
It's Oscar time! And boy howdy, are we excited! Enthused is really the better word.... Aware? Yeah. We're aware that the Academy Awards...
4 R-Rated Comic Book Movies That Should Happen (Thanks to Deadpool)
*We're talking R-rated movies, this could get a little NSFW* Hollywood loves copying a good idea. It's like coming up with a new idea,...
5 Reasons Religious Movies are A Living Hell to Watch
*Mild irreverence warning, but God has a sense of humor, so I can too* Risen, a film about William Shakespeare and Draco Malfoy searching...
4 Reasons Leonard Maltin (Could Be) Wrong About Zoolander 2
*Spoilers for Zoolander 2, Zoolander* That's right. Post number two is already throwing shade. Take that society! In case you haven't...
6 Lessons Deadpool is Teaching Hollywood (and Only One of Them Is Bad!)
*MINOR DEADPOOL SPOILERS* Did you see Deadpool this weekend? Probably (it's why this article goes up before my Zoolander 2 barn-burner). ...
Film Dunce Files Announcement
Hello, I'm Phil, and I like movies. The only issue is, I'm bad at it. Instead of falling head-over-heels for some indie darling or oscar...
